The exit in the sketch in question is 157C (St. Mary’s St/Broadway) on I-35. The Merc entered on the N. Main entrance going northbound, which is quite a ways from the St. Mary’s exit. That whole section is the bottom half of the interstate so it’s kind of claustrophobic, and it’s in shadow most of the day. Looks like…

I wish I were a chef in the White House, just so every June, I could serve Donald Trump a birthday cake that says: 72 Years Ago You Should Have Been a Blowjob, Happy Birthday!

Fred Trump should have been the one to pull out.

Dads with boats drive GMC Yukons or Crew Cab F250s

“Hey son, i need your help getting the boat trailer hooked up to the Enclave. I gotta get this thing to your Uncle Bill’s before the repo dudes show up here.”

Which is great news for the camera guy in the trunk of the Volvo

Its greatest safety feature is it’s ugliness, nobody wants to be with a mile of that thing.

Yes, because we all know something with Gordon’s name on it will definitely be within the same price-point as a Miata.

I don’t “do email” for the exact reasons posted. My personal email that I used for job applications, school and personal stuff, someone became littered with ads, spam etc when I rarely ever give it out for anything. I literally have no idea how.

Like what?

Too soon... no star for you.

Tempted to go NP - just kidding. 37 years old, how many prom queens, pimps and pushers have graced those seats? What’s an ancient limo like this worth? Scrap value? Is there a small enough town where the inhabitants would go, “Nice Ride, let’s book it for our next soiree.”

That’s super impressive that that jar survived the Middle Ages, the turmoil creating a unified Italy in the 19th century, the building of the theater, and World War 2 only to be discovered now.

I think you dodged a bullet, to be honest.

10/10 smokin hot

You are the hero we deserve.

Definitely would have been better off driving a Toyota truck, you know, the ones with those high quality frames that disintegrate at the very mention of the word “salt”.

This is why regular vehicle inspections need to be a requirement everywhere. 

“A bit”? What would be “a lot”??