I know someone exactly like that, and he doesn’t like people who share a similar name as yours.

They just swapped story responsibilities. AK got the Fancy Kristen story and KL got the men are pigs story. Helps keep things fresh and unpredictable.   

Tacky! Gaudy! Tasteless! I bet the owner has a fake tan and a wife half his age who married him for money. 

Probably trying to compensate for buying the lowly RR Ghost, the poor man’s Rolls.

We heard of its move to rear-drive longitudinal layout (yes, really)

Yes.  Colors are important, and fun cars should have fun colors.  I only get to drive my car for an hour and a half each day, but I get to see it all day long from my office window.

“That’s $180 for a well-engineered piece of plastic!,” the man cried. To which a Mazda spokesperson replied, well, it is a $35,000 car, which I think is a fair point.

Have you driven one?

I’ve test-driven both NA and ND Miatas, and I can see why people are so easily convertible to the Church of Miata.

The current palette with only one “color” really drains the fun from such a lineup. Will they have new ones?

think I found her theisis

Asked who could have done the hacking, the Stotches claimed:  “It was some Puerto Rican guy”

This just in:

Expecting to shortly hear that “someone” hacked her account and that the picture was Photoshopped by “someone” trying to discredit her and that, actually, the frame contained her Employee of the Month award from a K-Mart where she worked to single handedly put herself through Harvard.

Lying like a rug is seen as a positive for a republican, the bolder the better.

Standard fare for members of this party.

The owner, an Italian, said quite clearly “eet’s a bag of dicks,” but the staff misheard, detained him and beat him up for two hours.

Steven Tyler sucks but at least they had a cool van.

Congratulations, Mr. smalleyxb122, Mr. Epic Failure and Mr. D Flower, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an IDK car which this lovely lady will deliver with her updated software.