Oh, it applies to them... Whether or not they follow is a different story.

But bro it has a manual mode!

It seems like every 2-3 days we see another article about how millennials are killing something else. Raph said this about seeing an interesting car in a parking lot and looking to see if it is a manual:

I don’t even click the videos anymore. Usually there’s better info in the comments than whatever the video contains.

It’s a variation of “Millennials are killing X, Y, Z” headlines.

When half the video is idiocy and bad jokes I find another source for that information...  

I recently acquired a manual VW sportwagen AWD and opted for the manual, a conservative decision as I still haven’t owned an automatic car in 20 years of car ownership.

Remind us why you are on Jalopnik? 

The E28 M5 is filthy, filthy car porn. Points for recognizing the E30's beauty though.

Choose something uncontroversial and universally loathed, like the 5-series GT.

Nobody has been doing ‘retro’ longer than Mustang. 

$25k was nutty. The van didn’t actually belong to the band, it was owned by a manager or something and when the group peeved him off he took the van and disappeared.

$25k?

yeah cause I ram other peoples vehicles all the time with my car and stuff and doooode FEMA camps are fun ... gfys 

100% side with the cop here. Intentional assault with a deadly weapon warrants pulling a firearm. #TrackLivesMatter

I’m hoping this is a joke but I suspect you’re just fucking stupid. 

But if it malfunctions and you die in a fiery crash, you just have to go back to the last known good configuration when you were still alive.

Didn’t actually watch the video, did you? He spun his car around and rammed a stopped car with marshals next to it. He then spun around and lined up for another shot. That is NOT “bumping” during a race. 

Black car though....

Some, but this guy seems OK.