If David parked this particular Jeep (when assembled) in my neighborhood, I wouldn’t think it’s an eyesore. A turd, maybe, but not an eyesore.

And then there’s the exhaust pipe:

It definitely oozes coolant...

Reminds me of the American-made CitiCar. This one showed up at a local auto show, produced the same year.

Why does an electric car sound like a lawnmower

One of my friends was complaining about a used 2016 Accent with 40,000 miles that had small scratches. I guess that’s part of the game when a 2 year old vehicle is being sold for less than half of the MSRP. 

Sadly this still works especially with a certain part of the US. There are still people who are firmly in the “Buy American or Buy Nothing” camp, and they’ll still purchase American vehicles even if they are far behind the competition. Because ‘Murika.

Don’t forget every vacuum line, all 399 of them, is about to crumble to dust. It starts with the idle surging wildly and ends with you beating it with an axe wildly

Exactly! My dad was a sales rep for many years. In the early 1990s he got a used Audi 5000s (FWD, non-turbo, automatic). He got a great deal thanks to 60 Minutes, it was cheaper than a comparable used Taurus. He would normally get a decent 4-6 year old car, drive it into the ground (at 40-60k miles/year) and then sell…

If it were 1k less I’d be hitting NP, but given the drips, CEL, and A/C issues the car needs that cash more than the current owner.

They haven’t. I very very rarely see Audis older than the early 2000's on the road, whereas I still see a fair number of older Mercedes and BMWs from the 90's. Out of the “big 3" German luxury brands, Audi has always been the least reliable by far IMO. 

As much as I love me a wagon, I feel like this is CP on account you will end up $1,000's worse off than what you actually pay for.

This actually makes me a bit sad. The Juke was weird and deserved to stay weird or go weirder. Don’t make it more normal like Citroën did with the Cactus. Go full nutballs with it. Make it better off-road! Stuff a faster engine into it! Spit in the face of aesthetic expectations and put out the vehicular oddity we…

They should of made a manual AWD, could even give it a turbo.

Smart devices getting hacked or being controlled by someone you don’t want?

Those things are comically hideous

I mean you could always just ask your smart device what the pros are and it could literally tell you conversationally.

I have yet to see the pros outweigh the potential cons when it comes to having a “smart” home.