Those conversions always look awkward with the top up, but it’s still better than this:

My phone just sent me a text from a blocked number saying “we already are”

When you no longer care about a car, it’s hard to get the motivation to clean it, even when selling. Especially if it’s just gonna get effed up sitting outside anyway. 

Not anywhere someone would actually *want* to live...

This is by far the best use of a W140 I’ve ever seen. It actually looks pretty decent here. 10/10 would DD.

Where do live that a mortgage payment is $500?  Do they have 60 year mortgages now?

Normally this kind of “customs” leave me suspect of the safety and reliability of the vehicle but after watching this video, I must confess that I am very impressed. This thing/beast appears to absolutely bullet proof and a vehicle truly worthy of the Zombie Apocalypse.

I agree, except on one point which I will fight to the death. There very much IS such thing as a two-door sedan. Just having two doors does NOT make it a coupe.

This is not a coupe, this is a two-door sedan:

Dude. Don’t be this guy. Finding open-ended conversation starters tiresome...is tiresome. Your contribution here is objectively worse than his. 

Well if you called it egg-shaped-wagony-abomination, soccer moms would not want it.

He’s entitled to his opinion and comment, which was very relevant to the article about motion sickness, maybe try not to be such a cheeky cunt all the time.

Ferrucci called his actions a “mental lapse,” and said he has “no excuse other than the fact that [he is] a twenty year old Italian American with a deep passion for motorsport, which is a very emotional sport.”

What, A Trump worshiper that is also an immense asshole ?

Funny thing is, with a name like Ferrucci he and his family are probably not even considered to be a Real Americans™ by some MAGA supremacists.

The submarine thing turned out to not be needed, but I don’t understand the tone of this article. You already had an article on this site about the minisub and how it wasn’t useful. What does this article add?

Well, you did post a pic of the later model 996 with the vastly improved Turbo style headlamps. Let’s have a look at the first edition shall we?