Damn you quick-fingered beautiful Jaloper! Initiate fart sequence and take the damn stars!

More specifically it is a post refresh 2017+ Ford Fusion Hybrid S or SE looks like it has the 601A Sport Appearance Package.

I’m in the plumbing, heat, and air industry. I would NOT recommend a home warranty. Those companies will do everything in their power to avoid paying for any repair.

It’s a Fusion Hybrid.

Welcome to America, where Money comes before People.  Always.

Jesus Fucking Christ. Why do they even have access to this data?  Would be nice if they were actually going to be punished, but we know that’s not happening. 

Yeah, I’m always startled at the bang-for-the-buck of the Scat Pack, and while people like to talk “platform this and that”, usually in regards to handling, the Charger is fine for street use and more than makes up in other areas.

I’m sorry, I think your Scout must have developed a terrible exhaust leak that’s finding its way into the cabin. 

Just gotta make sure to cancel it. I had one and any time I called them to fix something, they would just say ohh, yeah, THAT is not covered.
The few things that were covered, would have been cheaper to fix than paying the home warranty deductible.

Yeah, but they should do like Corvette does with the Grand Sport & Z06, and use actual wider fenders compared to the base model.

The most unbelievable thing about this is that an 80s Toyota pick-up has apparently survived a lifetime in Ohio without crumbling into a pile of red dust. 

The Ram TRX is going to get a version of the Hellcat motor.

I’m guessing I’ll get burned at the stake--or top exist exhaust--but I think they are tacky.

I’m not your pal, chief.

I’m not your pal, buddy!

I’m not your pal, fwiend

At least he didn't call it "heroic".

“ . . . incredibly narrow but decisive 50.25 Crack Pipe win . . .”