No one did. You can still find NEW 2015 and 2016 models for sale. Which leads me to the question of how they depreciate without selling?

I’m shocked a 200 lasted a full three years

Or Hybrid CVT, if they’re going to get all new and modern about it.

This is the most compelling argument for why parents shouldn’t buy the most amount of safety features they can that are currently available.

I got you, fam

Kids won’t suddenly drive safely because their car isn’t. It’s not going to happen.

Thank you...

As the Jeep dangles precariously on a cliff’s edge, having just stalled…for the last time.

This show was worlds better than Top Gear because the focus wasn’t on the moronic hosts.

Made me laugh.

Yeah, I’m giving this fix two weeks.

The change doesn’t happen until 24 or so. Until then, your nerve cells aren’t fully covered by myelin, which is an electrical insulator. Your brain is, quite literally, short circuiting. That’s one of the main reasons teenagers are so fucking stupid.

Up here in the Northeast (at least in the areas where wiping your ass with $100 bills isn’t common) the default first car is whatever Camry or Accord is still running and cheapest on craigslist.

Because it will condemn them to a life of buying rusted out XJs, and CJ-5s, and if they’re really, really down on their luck, a Compass.

I’m not entirely sure about that. I was extraordinarily angry within moments of leaving the building when I got laid off. I think my view of the situation didn’t change in the now 5 years that have passed since that day.

“buy my money-pit!”

They’re all too busy rebuilding their made of glass five speeds to find the time to vote.

United States of America is experiencing a hostile takeover from within. It is scary as hell, and it will not end nicely.

Man it really pays to be part of a corrupt regime.

Congratulations, Mr. For Sweden, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Fiat which this lovely lady will deliver with whatever her fetish is.