1. Idiot driver.

Yeah that’s how it works in Florida where I live. It’s a vicious cycle of assholery, that of course was started by people cutting each other off. Here are the rules of driving in Florida:

Not in my area. If I leave 3/4 of a car length in front of me, even while driving 65 mph, some idiot will try and squeeze in.

The engines in these were pieces of shit new and age doesn’t improve things. CP all day

Oh hell NO! CP all the way and the some.

didn't even have to read. CP.

Hmm...

Olds 350 diesel?

I love the car, but hate the powertrain. This would be sweet for $1500-$2000, yank the diesel, and drop in an LT1 or LS with at least 4 gears backing it up.

You know what’s always bothered me about these cars? It’s not the big grenade under the hood, or the sub-par build quality, or even the exposed Philips screws on the dash; it’s the little details that just say “fuck you.” Like the blank clock face to remind you that you didn’t pony up the $16 for the optional clock,…

I am old enough to remember when these were plying the roads and they were horrible, somebody put an extra zero at the end of the price, $6.5k is CP

While I do have a huge soft spot for unwanted and much-maligned cars of questionable reputation from weird eras, this is just too much of a nope.

ruuuuuuun

I cant think of a less desirable car than this. CP at any price

Fuck no.

To quote top gear on the morris marina - you don’t need a breeding pair of these cars left around. You need one. As a warning. CP at any price. If I wanted cheap diesel transportation I’d take a bus over this. It would be faster and more reliable and less embarrassing when you got there.

I’m all for preserving terrible things as a reminder of what NOT to do, but these things should be buried deeper than a Nazi bunker or those copies of ET. Crackest of Pipes.

It’s got one of those obnoxiously bright LED Bars in the brush guard.