I do have extensive experience working with exotic, luxury, and high performance cars.

“Yes...the rear windows were manual only. Part of the cost-cutting.”

Quick note on the GTR. Factory replacement parts for these cars are priced so far out into the stratosphere that will think you are buying Ferrari parts. Be real careful when eyeballing that $50K GTR. 

I wonder how long it will be before these units start having popup ads and auto playing videos on them.

That’s specifically so you can easily use everything with work gloves on.

“...I can’t really think of another car for the price that you could do that with.” 

A ten pound tank of Opteon refrigerant is over $1000.00. 

I’m my own mechanic, but I overcharge myself anyway, because I’m a jerk.

Most modern civilizations bury their dead. 

Fun fact - IIRC some of them had power windows in the front and manual roll up windows in the rear.

Sorry, but that’s ugly as hell. It has an aging porn star that had too much plastic surgery vibe.

“...some Strada owners were getting phenomenal MPG way better than the EPA estimates”

When this was new, it was a Viper! Now it’s just an old Dodge. 

Rhode Island. 

“Genesis. The Veloster N. The new Sonata. iMax N drift bus. What a wild turnaround Hyundai’s had in the last few years.”

I think the backpack is full of rocks. It keeps him from blowing away in a stiff wind.

Ok, but hot dogs are just tubular bologna, hence a flattened hot dog is a sandwich.

The VW ‘meh’ is in full effect.

Former Bulls player. Derrick Rose plays for Detroit now. Close enough though. ;)

Ok. I’ll be the one to point out that isn’t LeBron James.