They’re really getting the stink eye from that lady in the blue car.

Start with a worthless car. Dump obscene amounts of money and time into it. End up with a still worthless car that is now an offensive eyesore. Yep, that’s stupid enough to make babies cry. 

Just couldn’t be bothered to clear the dead leaves from the cowl before taking a photo. At least he/she didn’t cover the license plate with a rag.

Too bad. At least if it was coolant it would smell good. 

The car is cheap enough, but the required track suits, gold chains, and pinky rings is where they get you.

We all know what’s in you heart, you terrible Corvette hater. 

How did it die? Head gasket?

A Chevy will run crappy longer than most cars will run.

I wonder how many fast food cheeseburgers were consumed in that car. 

He looks like as much of a hipster doofus as the two dorks in the commercial, he just a physically big hipster doofus.

I’m not in the industry and I’ve used it... I’d say “I went WOT”, or “...when you go WOT” instead of “WOT it” though.

I made the comment kinda tongue in cheek, which often doesn’t come off well in writing. You are definitely correct though.

Just Glassin’

And WRX is pronounced like Rex. 

That was me a few months ago, and the engineer patiently explained to me that “WOT it” means wide-open-throttle it, pronounced “w-ought-it.” 

She really does look amazing. She turned 60 last month.

Susanna Hoffs had all kinds of effects on barely-pubescent me.

Step 4: Replace ratty Jeep badge.

slips the serpentine belt over top of the pulleys

Which is ironically old now.