So I guess that’s not an air bag equipped steering wheel.

The fact that this person is alive is incredible.

Good luck getting a small carbureted engine like a snow blower or lawn mower to run properly using this crapola. 

Are we sure this goober’s teeth weren’t missing before the crash? 

It was astonishingly easy to break into any vehicle that had vent windows. They made smash and grabs so much easier to clean up after.

I can hear circus music when I look at that car. 

I’m oddly not against this car. I know someone that did something similar with a Subaru Outback. The price for such silliness is too steep though. I see this as silly winter beater fun for maybe $2700 at the most.

That lineup is sadder than when Bambi’s mom got shot. 

The current generation Mustang.

My Ram 5.7 Hemi 4x4 gets a just about 20 MPG with an 80/20 mix of highway/city.

Can I get one powered with a Ford 300 CI straight 6?

I’m guessing they are citing worst case like where a person’s credit score is really bad, which is misleading for sure.

not too different than when a bird flies into a window, appears to drop dead, but flies off after a while because it was simply knocked unconscious

Owls don’t poop. They vomit up their excrement. 

I have never seen a squirrel pooping. Nor have I ever seen a pile of squirrel poop anywhere. Therefore squirrels don’t poop.

They are also known to carry bubonic plague.

I’m not saying that swans aren’t mean, but I’m pretty sure I could take one in a fight. 

Those are swans.

This particular Chesil 356 replica was a 2004 worth around $30,000

Regarding the Ranchero. The super blurry photo of the inside door panel that was apparently taken more than a year ago makes the cut for the 6 photos in the ad. I guess he didn’t want to waste film taking another photo.