I think you would have to be a real Nissan fan to actually want this car. 

At least you didn’t get the pregnant soccer mom getting all googly-eyed over an SUV.

I’m really surprised the kept the passenger seat and rear seat. They come out so easy.

He was in rough shape in that episode of fast and loud. It bummed me out to see him that way. 

I am 100% certain that it applies in Massachusetts. We had a RAV4 in our body shop that was involved in an accident and the owner was cited for unsecured cargo. A goddamned hammer flew from the back and smashed the windshield from the inside.

I believe it has to do with secured cargo. Anything stacked above the seats can potentially become a dangerous projectile in the event of an accident. Actually, so can any unsecured cargo. Usually, if it’s a big square box that wouldn’t fit anyway, they wouldn’t care (not like they do anyway). 

I’m glad you used the term ‘junkyard’ rather than ‘salvage yard’, because that’s legitimately junk. 

Man, I hate when my seat belts burst into flames. 

What’s the bed width on a Tacoma? Not being able to lay sheet lumber or drywall sheets flat in the bed is a deal breaker for many people.

I believe it also has a turbo the size of a granny smith apple. 

I work a four day week and Thursday is my Friday. Problem solved.

True.

Try Boxters in the same price range, then get back to us. ;) 

Toyota has done just fine with the 2.4 22R and Subaru with 2.5 EJ series without any balance shafts.

Less so than additional electric motors, batteries and all of their supporting hardware/software.

There are multiple signs lights and an electronic traffic billboard. Some people are completely oblivious no matter what you do to warn them.

Looks matter. It isn’t handsome or stately; it has no presence. It looks like a generic car. 

Most makes have a long box that is 8', a short box that is 6.5' and a stubby bed that is generally on the double cabs that is 5.5' or so. The short bed is really a medium bed. I’m fairly sure that’s what Ram and Ford have. The Titan in this article appears to have a 5.5 or so box.

I think you are looking for a car not a truck :)

Lighter, faster, more maneuverable, fits in a normal parking space, better MPG, looks better, and has a longer bed than the super stubby bed on a crew cab.