funny you of all Jalopnik writers did not find out its original nameplate is Pajero

Trickle up economics.

It’s a truck because they call it a truck. It’s just like how we now have 4 door ‘coupes’.

“Books are for prisoners.”

Drag racing is like bowling. It’s fun if you’re doing it, but I wouldn’t want to sit there and watch someone else do it. 

what in the hell is going on with that exhaust?

Only slightly less appealing to me than drifting. 

But then you could joke that you had a Kia and now you have Nokia.

What’s with the ‘2nd edition’? You break your account?

I don’t think there’s any question that it’s a handsome car, but it’s not as good looking as the F Type

If we are talking pure aesthetics, you can put me down for a misfire. That’s a stubby lump with swerves and scoops added to disguise its stubby lumpiness.

It is kinda like how you can get a Hellcat, Hellcat wide body, and Demon with a manual transmission, but the top of the line Demon wide body is automatic only. WTF?

I was searching for Maseratis a while back and these shitboxes kept coming up in the results. Get your fucking LeBarons the fuck out of here! I’m looking for real Italian shitboxes. 

I recently screamed at an Epson printer. I then threw it on the ground and stomped on it until it was several thousand pieces. My point is that yelling can only get you so far. Eventually you have to physically destroy the machines that anger you. Also, Epson products are horrible.

So is the Dino.

...found the company’s autonomous Chrysler Pacificas are kind of terrible at basic driving techniques and navigating road features.

Oops. I missed that. 

I can’t watch the video right now, but I assume this is David Lee’s car. I am waiting for him to do something similar with a Mondial.

So put on my gray jumpsuit and march in line with all the others, gotcha.

Hey, at least it’s in color.