oh boo fucking hoo. All James Harden ever does is get bullshit calls his way, he’s done it his entire career, and in fact builds his whole game upon that.

This is really sad. Please stop.

The Rockets lost the minute Ted Cruz tweeted a picture of his blobfish mug from courtside.

I’m sure disabled people will still be able to buy utensils that work for them, don’t be ridiculous.

So, let’s see: Wrapping up his ninth season, will play in the NBA Finals for the fourth time in those nine years, has won the scoring title once and MVP twice, and has singlehandedly challenged and changed notions about floor spacing and the value of the deep shot, more or less shaping the game in his own image...but…

The way I see it, you’re hurtling through the air at high altitude with at least dozens of other people in a pressurized metal tube partially filled with jet fuel. In a country that not an insignificant number of people would like to see burned to the ground. I’d rather they make things a little inconvenient for us…

yikes my dude i forgot about the right to fly without being hassled as envisioned by are founding fathers’

I had to scroll way too far to find a stance comment.

The family sticker figures on rear windows. I can’t stand them one bit.

Blacked out lights.

Monster Trucks. And by that I mean the stock issue Ford, Chevy, and Ram. If a 6’ human can’t see into the bed it’s too damn big.

I know this is beating a dead horse, but the stance fad needs to end. Along with the #RespectAllBuilds retort you get when you tell them how dumb their 15 degrees of camber, crazy stretched wheels, 1mm of ground clearance, etc... is.

I loved loved LOVED Ovi going right over to the glass after that goal. Getting right into the face of the Yinzers.

pulls a Crosby.....

You laugh, but that 11 year old just got a full ride at Duke.

Man, you gotta love the inexplicable bullshit that are unwritten rules for baseball. I love how the announcers are just saying that stealing signs is, “part of the game” yet, somehow, trying to prevent that just isn’t. Baseball Logic.

Boston fans believing that other teams are lined up to trade their top-5 NBA player for Al Fucking Horford and some chaff will never cease to amuse me.

Freaking amazing. It’s awful if someone died in this incident, but the better question to ask is why isn’t everyone dead? It’s because commercial aviation is subject to fairly rigorous government oversight and a culture of actually solving problems, as opposed to, say, the petroleum & mineral extraction industries.

I’m going out on a limb and guessing “...terephthalic acid and ethylene glycol...”, like the article said.

Human beings are the goddamned worst.