I never disliked it because it was Ford. I disliked it because they look uninspiring and bland, which is not how a Jaguar should look.

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Trollers troll?

That’s not a hot take. It is a reasonable take. “Hot take” =\= “take I disagree with.” The Pats are hateable, and glowing support of a monster is a perfectly good reason to hate them more.

I didn’t really need another reason to hate him, but I’ll take it.

Yet another reason to despise the New England Scoundrels

2015-2016 Warriors points in the paint: 43.8 ppg

chill

Star for using the word “ensuing”, which has been been determined by all English teachers that it will only ever be followed by the word “kickoff” or some variation thereof.

Ravens did something similar in the Super Bowl a couple of years back (the one with the Beyonce Blackout)- they were up 5 with 12 seconds left and facing a punt out of their own end zone, so rather than punting and risking a blocked punt, they instructed the blockers to hold like a motherfucker and told the punter to…

After I get down on my knees and pray, I usually just end it with an “Amen.” His god must be more OG than mine.

Who gives a shit about injured players? It’s about the ref’s feelings. Don’t hurt their feelings. Kelce is lucky if he avoids a suspension from the Ginger Hammer for this one. PROTECT THE SHIELD.

Kelce was in the wrong, but you know what? The refs are quick to throw their flags for bad words and frustration towel tosses but NOT ACTUAL POTENTIAL INJURY PLAYS.

What’s this “park” that you speak of? You put it in neutral to save wear on you left leg.

Alex can do all the things that need to be done in this offense and do them at a Pro Bowl level.

I want a better look at that 6X6 Ford thing at 1:36.

Goddamn truck done broked

“Maybe it’s just that I’m a germophobe and wash my hands 20+ times a day”

It’s that.

Shocked, absolutely SHOCKED, to see a confederate flag at an event like this.

You’re really making me want to pay full price for this game and start playing asap. Stop that!