Does it?

Have you ever watched the Flyers broadcast? Sure, they’re homers, just like every home broadcasting crew, but at no point did they try to pretend that the Flyers were or are the better team.

Actually the Blues get a lot of hits because they typically spend a lot more time in the offensive zone cycling the puck down low and hitting the other teams’ d-men. That’s their game...it’s not goony. It’s put the pressure on, play more of the game in their end and try to capitalize on turnovers. Chicago’s D is not…

It’s the Hawks.

Lay the goddamn wood.

“Still projected to be a draft pick, Tom" -Dallas Cowboys

He does seem to be the problem with just about everything regarding this new show. I didn’t much care for him before he was chosen, and throughout production I’ve just grown to like him less and less.

Just fire Chris Evans ... problem solved.

Here’s a solid reform plan:

Yep. If we could actually get states and localities to enforce the passing lane as being a passing lane and not a “but I was doing the speed limit in the far left lane, you should have ticketed the cars speeding to pass me on the right” lane, and ticketing cars for passing on the right, both of those should massively…

I don’t think speed kills as much as variance of speed. When you have some people going 65 in the number 1 and 2 lanes and the majority of the flow going ~80, problems occur.

Its not that speed kills, its speed variance that kills. Artificially lowered speed limits have been shown to actually increase the accident rate

He definitely looks in perfect form to lose to the Warriors in 5.

What part of read all seven sentences written don’t you understand?

Waaaaay up inside your butthole.

Honest question, where do you hide a huge octopus like that for 3 periods before you throw it on the ice?

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

That guy has the reflexes of someone who grew up in a war torn country.

Cue the banjo music.

So much stupidity in so little time. Carrying big gulp while about to scale a wall? Check. No helmets? Check. Flip over and don’t turn engine off? Check. Flip over and don’t put on helmets for next attempt? Check. I mean I hate to say I was happy when it broke but I certainly wasn’t sad.

STAY AWAY FROM GHOST BEAR YOU CHEAP-SHOTTING SON OF A BITCH!