It's essentially a Europe-market Toyota Auris, but as we noted last time, the Toyota Gods hate God's Country™, so we probably won't be getting the wealth of power and drivetrain options that the Europeans get. Not that Scion didn't say we're not getting an AWD diesel hatchback, mind you, but something tells me they'd…

The amazing part is there are people that will not believe you and claim that "winter tires are a waste of money"

People thinking AWD/4WD can compensate for the lack of snow tires are the most dangerous individuals on the road, yes, even with a manual trans.

I won't be content until Winston is taken off the field in handcuffs.

I'm just going to assume you're a troll, so have fun with that!

No TaxTheRich?

You can't make him buy a new Jersey.

Eh, this Rice is too grainy.

This list is too perfect

nothing makes a car slam it's brakes more than a bike zooming between it and the car next to it!

really america? GM motors?

Hmmm, a reality break for all of the Miata nuts here on Jalopnik?

I'm waiting with decreasing patience for America to have its man-up moment, to stop acting like 310 million sniveling toddlers crying to mommy.

If a Seth Rogen movie kills America, then the country deserves its fate. Let's break it up and start fresh.

This must be the day of ignorant comments. It's 11 o'clock and I've already had enough internet for the day.

What did I win? Also, i'm not sure that constitutes name calling but you're the lawyer not me. Also, I don't think I disputed anything you said just told you my experiences but again your the lawyer so i'm sure you can spin it to fit your argument.

Plot twist....

I just drive all out and let the snow storm dictate whether I keep the car or not.

So wish they would sell it under the proper Honda badging.

In that case they should airdrop it over the Himalayas or something to troll future archaeologists.

At least they didn't try to dynamite it on the beach. We all know how that turned out last time...