Torontonian here. No love for Canada.

Do you always bring screw drivers on test drives and flip off customers while on the job? Not trolling here, this just sounds like something that would get someone fired very quickly.

Looks like any old day on GTA Online.

She must have some massive quads to pedal a bicycle up to 70mph.

Send in the drones

If by "Dearborn" they mean "Southeast Michigan" and by "terrorists" they mean "shitty fucking drivers who don't understand what assured clear distance is" then yes, they 100% have all of those types of people there.

Bringing the Ebola virus into North America for the first time. Great idea. What could possibly go wrong? Might I suggest a route that would fly over Ukraine?

Really Jalopnik? REALLY?

And passenger.

Yeah, who knows if someone had peed in the road during an earlier traffic jam, making an extra slick spot he was not prepared for. Coulda lost control of the slide and flipped, man....

Yeah, try driving up the 400 through Vaughan at 100 km/h. You'll get run off the road by school buses!!

Funny enough the average speed on the 400 and 401 is 120KM/h to 140KM/h.

"Great news for that narrow population of people that actually have it!"

Every word of this is 100% true.

Those legs have to be strong to hold up that ass.

I'm sure she's fast, but sometimes it's more fun to just go 69.

especially if its proceeded by WOT halfway through the early stages of the turn

Bitches in Jeeps think they are Barbie! I'm trying to sell my 1997 TJ Jeep right now and after the last stupid " Barbie " test drove it no more drives! Chick was constantly speeding.....fucked up the zipper on the side window and then dumped the clutch after parking it almost hitting another parked car.

If an HSV Maloo R8 can't do it, nothing can

What it's like to work at GM this month: