I don't really like the "murdered out" theme normally, but I like this. And are these sold in Canada? I've never seen the fabled "Black Express" that they sold so many of.

"I whip out the cellphone". It's illegal to even have it in your hand..and why would you take it out if you aren't going to use it? Are you a baby who plays with broken phones for fun? Grow up.

The hell? I drive an 08 and, I've ran into a fence(very slowly), a ditch, and scraped on countless steep inclines and my bumper is still in one piece.

Never lift.

Physics. How does it work?

Chrysler 300. I'm 6' 5" and can almost fully extend my legs with the seat all the way back.

I do this all the time in the canyons in GTA. WEEEEEEEEE!

I'm not a big fan a MINI, but the idea is awesome! If more manufacturers did this, I wouldn't complain

They cost a fraction of that, probably closer to $2 in america land

That's a friggin' Passat! So normcore it hurts! Slapping an Audi badge on it is the farthest thing from hipster.

Neutral: Mazda 3s are mostly driven by 18-30 year old girls, who probably already own one and can't afford a new one. Perhaps it's the body style, as my S.O. likes the first gen mazda 3s, but not the newer ones. Also, Corollas and Civics have always been the best-selling commuters, and lots of sales are based on brand…

I googled it, and it seems like it's an actual procedure done by dentist to help prevent crowding of the teeth. Somehow, I don't think that's what this guy was doing

I think there was an episode on CSI Las Vegas where a trucker has kidnapping women and keeping them in his trailer to find a mom for his daughter..

Oh, I see! I never pass on the right in a three lane unless someone is left lane blocking.

If slow people got out of the left lane, people wouldn't pass on the right.

Rocket Farts.

Same!

What grown man celebrates his birthday at Disney land?

No point in learning about dumb countries anyway

So you didn't notice the bridge or tunnel?