The only time Blaine Gabbert is the answer is if there’sa trivia question that says, “Who is an incredibly shitty QB who has inexplicably started for two teams and whose name rhymes with ‘Flame Flabbert’.”

In the category of Matthew making bands relevant again, my money’s on Scorpions over Speedwagon.

Just like a piss.

faith: restored.

No one buries their heads. Clinton ‘scandals’ are like John Oliver put it annoying if you look closely but not necessarily illegal. Do you really think the Clintons are Teflon? Nope. Republicans overreach with their attacks.

Gloriouth. Pluth 1.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Hey, I think Trump is the worst thing to happen to the USA since 9/11, but this was funny.

oh my... PLEASE tell me you’re actually a Trump supporter. It would be so nice to see a comment from one that is both actually funny and avoided breaking out into spastic “cuck. CUck. cUUUUUCKKKKKKK”s a few times a sentence. It would genuinely restore my faith in humanity to learn you’re not a Clinton supporter…

Don’t you know? Humor is dead, and Ken Starr killed it.

Perhapth I can be of athithtanthe?

Or, and I’m just throwing this out here, maybe try for a funny joke?

And I justh pith mythelf.

All of the thtath!

Now kith.

Man your conservative businessmen friends from 1998 will love this joke!!!!

The video has been edited. I bet if you look at the original you will clearly see there were actually two beer throwers.

Duly noted on the Stripes quote. It’s what I get for typing when I’m shopping.

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