Sorry, Dani. This is gonna be a tough bell to unring...

Great throw, leg in under the tag.

+1 for possible World According to Garp subreference

Query: If he was a vegan, which would he tell you about first?

‘Netflix and ra—-, er, chill...?’

Where was 3rd Eye Blind playing? Damn, I MISSED that...?

Evidently, this is a trend...

‘Do they have to, uh, defl—-, uh, release any pressure to fit the chips in there...?’ - Tom Brady

‘Does that mean I get an asterisk as well...?’ - Dock Ellis

That depends. Was the Cup one of the ‘three’?

Lindsey Graham thinking anyone is an idiot is almost a character reference...

Start? Hopefully, zenith.

It’s called ‘bobbing for diamonds’...

Are you saying Tiger got to the point where the best part of the BJ was the 10 minutes of silence? THAT sounds like a decline of civilization as we know it...

What the....?

I chose to read this post without my first cup ‘o coffee and my eyes were still a bit cloudy. I thought you had wrote ‘it’s going in the fucking chimera this weekend’ and thought it was an interesting literary use. I coulda gone with that...

Now, there’s a new spin on ‘you’re with me, leather’...

Bud Light Matters...

Chris Berman with more hair.

The weird little jittery dudes at WalMart are usually the ones near the pharmacy, pacing because they can’t remember when they last bought a couple of boxes of pseudo, so they don’t tip off DEA, before they take said boxes to their dope cook.