It’s not that I couldn’t take this kid out. It’s the idea that I’d have to resort to extreme treachery to get there (as in ‘age and treachery always overcoming youth and skill’). That, and ice for my nuts and the black eyes on my kneecaps. And an oxygen tank...

(insert ‘incorrect infielder’ where ‘second baseman’ is currently placed)

Was just thinking that this post is gonna make it much easier to explain to the tee ball team...

I don’t mind the bat flip, but should he bring his talents to the West (MLB or MiLB) and he flips a bat on a fly-out halfway onto the warning track? I figure his next AB will be repleat with a pitch or two near the ribs, if not the wang.

Well, regardless of the weenie, you know Juan’s not shooting blanks...

If there was any vehicle damage, Seth woulda fixed it. For a nominal fee...

Meet the new Miss, same as the Ole Miss...

He feels that pain...

“Hmmmmm. THERE’S a concept...” - Ryan Mallett

“Thinking is overrated...” - Rene Des Cartes

Evidently, not the only non-consensual fucking going on in Waco...

I believe it has been attempted. To no avail, to date, but don’t hold me to that. At least not without more than a cursory search...

+1 for Fauxcahontas!

<sheds tear at inability to have a standoff>

+1 for beating everyone to the punch on the WWE subreference. Would give another one for the Martin Kove if I could...

Trudat. That’s what happens when it’s more important to be ‘anti-conservative’ rather than funny. At the same time, there’s no funny females on Fox, either, so there’s that...

+1 just for the Chappelle Show ‘Haters Club Ball’ subreference

Jerrah said ‘entertainment aspect’. You thought he was talking about Carrot Top...?

But he got a judgment against the NFL! With treble damages!

Being old, I await someone to post George Carlin’s routine referencing this scourge of horrible boys names and the lack of Bobbys, Tommys, Johnnys and Jimmys in the world...