I get it, although my chances and desire to get anywhere near Goodell’s dome are twofold - slim and fat.

Couldn’t Goodell simply assess some exorbitant fine to get around this bonus v. game-paycheck or contract then v. contract now issue? Don’t know the answer, just positing the question...

It’s a new art form - the idea of having fun and not operating as an automaton, while at the same time looking like ‘you’ve been there and done this before’...

Hard to do a mic drop with those archaic mics that are almost the size of old school radiators. But I get it...

Certainly a bar not set particularly high...

Not sure if his left tackle would have done him any good or not in that blindside situation.

Wasn’t this directed by Tom Six...?

Is there a rehash of Visionquest on the horizon? I mean, Journey can recut the theme with the new singer, and...ahhh, never mind...

+1, although the first thing to hit me was the idea of the next World Cup being held on Remulak...

That, and I wouldn’t know how to put a long vowel sign (that little dash over a vowel) if I were in your shoes. I’m idiot-savantism at its finest on most things, including and especially tech/computer things. I long for the return of Mattel Football with the dashes running thru a dash defense...

Jeebus, now I don’t feel so guilt—-, er, bad about ordering the catalog...

Did you add extra ‘e’s’ in order to differentiate yourself? Just curious. I find its use in whomever and whatever context entertaining. Unless it’s an attempt to insult me, of course. Well, even then...

Thank you. Why, you’ve been...helpful...

Who the fuck is Walter?

Not sad at all. No sadder than someone using the handle of a ‘presidential candidate’.

A Jeff Dunham subreference?

Yeah, I get what you’re saying about the ‘advantage’, but at the end of the day, I’ll take take two functioning legs (even at the poor function I have at 52 years of age, injuries, etc.). My hat is still off for this guy.

So ‘101' isn’t ‘one hundred and one’, but is actually...something...not a number...?

His mug shot looks like he was either A) not treated well by the Pinellas Co. authorities, or B) not treated well by Pinellas Co. inmates...

Jeebus, he went from ogling Ms. Davis at that West Canaan strip club to THIS? Billy Bob, Billy Bob, Billy Bob...