Chocolate orgasms sound good. 😂

*sends virtual box of chocolate orgasms*

Here’s what I have to say to you (Mike Pence):

“I’m so sorry to do this to you Donald, but my wife just called and said the maple syrup floods have gotten really bad and I have to get home to lead the search and rescue sled dogs. But we should definitely do this again some time k bye!”

Thank you for sharing your story.

Trudeau needs to ensure he has a half-time check-in phone call, so he has an out from these dates with the Trump administration. You know, like when you have your friend call or text you midway through going out with a new guy, so that if it’s just the woooorst, you can excuse yourself and cut things short?

It is very simple, he got his and fuck everyone else. The hypocrisy of him having those benefits is staggering.

“No really, after this visit, I’m thinking Trump might be right about putting a wall on a southern border.”

Now *this* is Justin’s genuine happy face. Sorry Paul Ryan, Justin will never love you the way he loves Barack!

I like the cut of your jib, hollienanner.

Ryan’s too thin, maybe? Not that Trudeau is in anyway heavy, but an extra 5 pounds goes a long way to filling out the face and making it look more youthful when you get older.

He knows. He fucked it up. He broke America. And he’s done. He knows it.

How is Ryan only 2 years older than Trudeau and he looks like death? Maybe it’s the lighting, but he looks ashen in those standing photos.

Speaker Ryan laughs incredulously as Trudeau explains the concepts of universal healthcare, feminism and leg day.

or there will be cold hell to pay, America.

I don’t think I can top this tweet

You shut your filthy mouth! They do NOT have the same hair. Ryan’s is short and sticky and yucky, and Trudeau’s is soft and curly and perfect.

right! I’ll never accept laceless dress shoes..

I was just explaining the concept of universal health care.