Anna, get this kid to do a Jez post!

Shade, burn, everything.

This is incredible!! Fuck yes, little girl, scoop all those professional reporters. Collect your Pulitzer in 10 years and laugh in their faces.

I’ll just be in the corner crying now. Thanks Jez.

Kinja mixes up comments sometimes. It’ll right itself if you refresh.

I’ve only ever seen her on Celebrity Apprentice before, both of those looks are news to me.

I legit thought she was going to become like Hasselbitch... but no. she’s a whinging, dull sadsack.

Or on a planet that doesn’t have people, so they don’t have to hear her incessant whinging.

How about...this bitch:

Yep! “That Guy” is always the dipshit who never actually does any work and wants to extend every meeting with meaningless crap to further not be able to do any work. Other characteristics are constantly complaining how busy he/she is and how much more he/she does than anyone else, all evidence to the contrary.

I saw Fred Goldman interviewed today. One of the comments/questions directed at him referred to the controversy over the mini-series and how there were a lot of people involved who were unhappy about it. She went down a list that included OJ. Fred responded by saying (basically) “I’ll start by saying that I really…

I think he did write it but since all the profits would have gone to the Goldmans it was scrapped. (2006/2007)

At one point wasn’t OJ going to write a book that’s basic premise was I totally didn’t do it but if I did here’s how I would, and then everyone was like nooooo maybe don’t do that.

wtf!!! i remember it too, though i was in jr high. I remember some kid went to the payphone and talked to someone and found out what the verdict was and sauntered into class exclaiming “the juice is loose!”

We screened for height specifically so we could 69 and share pants.

So I totally read that in a sing-song voice*, just in case you were wondering...like it kinda sounds like an invitation? You know, like so:

They’re still doing that Olsen Twin thing where they stand not quite facing each other, but almost. And a little too close together.

Like elderly fetuses.

One of then was also on Weeds. So I get them being like “we were children when we did those movies and we haven’t acted as adults” but that’s a little disingenuous.

HIS WIFE WORKS AT GOLDMAN SACHS I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS