Double dick dude did a 6+ group IIRC: one girl on each penis, 1 guy in his bum (or was it 2?) and someone in his face. I want to say there was a pair 69ing over him. I'm far to lazy to look.

The funny thing is, when I lived in New York, I saw actors all the time and the average/sidekick/character actresses whose names you don’t know were so pretty in person. I’d say leading ladies were also even more beautiful (although for some, it’s make up and lighting). Lili Taylor — gorgeous.

I saw an interview when her book came out and she said she was a regular-looking person, but by Hollywood standards she was like a troll.

Maybe blame it on the ‘50s? You had to be perfect and present a happy facade, while living in a society that was awful to women, blacks, gays, etc. it seems like there was this secret, sinister underbelly to everything.

That’s such an apt description of my mom. I get tired of hearing what a tough life she had. She chose an even tougher one than me, financially benefits from enabling abuse, and is perpetually the victim. Her latest thing is bringing up abuse and telling me I made it up or have an “overactive imagination.” If I can dig…

Ok, it’s a month later and I’m dying because my bro and his wife and baby just moved from The deepest South to Spokane and I’m thinking of joining them. We’re mixed and his wife is white. The baby will look like he’s starting to turn slightly beige, but then is pale or pink in the next pick. How weird is it going to…

I went to one of the schools mentioned with a $100B endowment, although my undergraduate college has a separate and infinitely smaller endowment. I am biracial and was raised in the suburbs, but everyday was told “You’re black!” or “You’re from the ghetto.” out of the blue, like people had racist Tourrette’s. I was…

I know it’s a wait and see situation for black and biracial babies, but my nephew is just under 1/4 black and baby boy is pale. Maybe more beige than pink, but even I, lifelong collector of my tribe, can’t believe it. Looks like his eyes are staying blue, but he might have our dad’s nose (which, although wide and he…

Me, too. “Lauren Bacall, By Myself” was my gateway book.

I went to Columbia. Shitty individuals with questionable behavior around women (and POC) is the go-to student profile.

oh yeah, I also had one dump me 2 weeks after my dad died. Not sure if he was cheating, but he included me on a mass email about moving in with his new gf.

When a friend from grad school frantically called me not to look on Facebook. He'd dated any number of ugly chicks who fought over the shittiest version of him. I was dumb to think it he just needed to get it out of his system (he was considerably younger, inexperienced even for husband age, and insecure about my…

I had a clearish thing come out that felt just like a regular menstrual clot, but I wasn't on my period. I called it my "cleariod."

Yeah, that bothers me too. It's obvious the police would find out what kind of ammunition killed the baby. It just sounds like CYA so she could claim not to know there was a gun.

I'm the adult child of an irresponsible gun owner. How neither he nor I blew my brains out, I will never know (seemed my only escape from pretty violent abuse). I also had a kid at my high school who accidentally shot himself at another kid's house freshman year of high school. He had a super common last name, and it…

Jeez, I had issues there and it's such an incestuous place. I've been falsely accused and it's hell. I'm underwhelmed with how supposedly smart people in charge at these schools can't do any better by victim and accused.

I thought the boy in the blind item would be Evan Ross, for some reason! Ashley likes the mixed mens.

I thought oral was the "loophole."

That poor banana didn't get to save itself for the altar.

Wow. I was ruled guilty of "retaliation" when I complained about being falsely accused of same sex harassment and being punished academically and financially without due process. I didn't name the accusers (although their constant bad-mouthing of me to anyone who would listen outted them), I wasn't an officer of the…