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That’s a Real Schiano Bear if ever there was one.

That's a damn good bear, a bear's bear.

To this day, AJ will go down as one of my top 5 favorite sox players.

No snark, it’s funny when kids get hurt

To this day, AJ will go down as one of my top 5 favorite sox players.

Kickboxing children? What year is it? Did I fall asleep for 3 years and wake up mid-Trump Presidency?

Barry I was there and it was bad. And it makes me sick. This guy — almost single-handedly — starts to turn this franchise around in 2013, pitches the team into the god-damned World Series in 2015, and is getting booed off of the mound for a rough start to his 2016.

Not as convincing as when he deked Mets fans into thinking he was going to catch that ground ball in Game 4.

Fahk no.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

He did this against the Rangers? Hasn’t he seen what they do to people who wrong them?

Always taunt the Rangers should become the new baseball tradition.

Good thing nobody will have that trouble again for a while.

The only thing phil hughes is the gold standard for is how to lose a quality start in the middle innings, strictly via solo home runs

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

Who wants to perplex Mutumbo?

His name was Eric Byrnes. Also doubles as a fantastic guy to remember.

Those are good, but no one who really has that Gronk level of skill and attitude. Harper, ya, but he’s Morman, so, no fun.
The only person who I can think of who honestly seems to have child-like fun playing the game is Adrian Beltre, but he keeps a pretty quiet offseason persona.
I honestly think MLB is so boring and

Ser Pounce will kill the High Sparrow, because cats love to kill birds.