Currently playing in my brain:

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

If someone is asking if the first time you have sex with them is the best they have ever had then they have some SERIOUS self-esteem issues. red flag!!! red flags everywhere!!

You both don't admit that you fantasize about other people during sex because you know it needlessly hurts the other person's feelings.

No, because nobody here seems to think 2 years seems like a long enough sentence for her. But if we're going by jail time as a indication of which crimes are "worse," then you have to take into consideration that most rapists serve zero jail time, since only a small percentage are prosecuted and an even smaller…

Going by sentencing, there's all sorts of horrible shit you can do to people that's not as bad as ripping off the IRS.

I just want you to know, that totally get it. It's just completely fucking rude how dismissive he is about someone else's creative process, how they may feel in the process of winning a Grammy and how now this win won't be about them but him and his opinions. It's just not fair. Beyonce's album was my favorite for…

How Beyonce can sit down with Kanye's head so far up her ass I will never know.

Nope, I'm pretty sure he is clueless. As are you. Because to ask BECK of all people to "respect artistry" means you have no fucking idea who Beck is or what he's about.

Yeah I think it's a complicated situation for all the reasons you listed but that just wasn't her song to sing. It would have been nice if they could have had Ledisi sing and incorporate Beyoncé in another way. I am the biggest Beyoncé fan ever but it's not because her vocals are exceptional. She just doesn't have the…

I wish Hozier had gotten SOMETHING. His voice is fucking incredible.

Guess he can't sing I'm a Loser Baby, anymore.

Four five seconds gave me life...then Sam Smith took it away since every time I hear that song I literally want to die.

"Left swipe dat" was probably the best part of the night....

oh, i didn't know she had plastic surgery. I did like her performance, but when Annie Lennox took the stage, She stole the show for me.

I love the shoes. They're the perfect color accent.

Annie Lennox with the performance of the night so far. She doesn't need any fucking auto-tune.

Or at least Shake it Off already.

The shoes definitely pop in a great way with her dress.

My daughter saw the Best New Artist award and asked me what was going on. I explained that Sam Smith won the award and the other people did not.