I loathed this guy from the start, but for a while there I was wishing him the best. Like, he doesn't seem evil, no skin off my ass if he finds some equally annoying Christian hippie to be spiritual with. But I changed my mind once he started talking about looking for a muse. Fuck him, I hope he has to play out D/s…

Haha. I love the cut to the cat lying down curled up. That cat is like "Yeah I'm just gonna nap now, LMK when you're done with this futile enterprise."

Dammit, I just sorta arched my back in an attempt to think it through, but damn would that look weird at work.

*cries while huddling in 5 sweaters*

Meh. I appreciate VS swimwear because it comes in actual bra sizes instead of the S/M/L/XL bullshit. Give me an underwire or give me death!

Cold weather Jezzes, get your "grandma's undies" asses down to Costa Rica and get away from weird words like vortex and Arctic. This is home a couple days ago. Please excuse the crappy iPhone photo (unretouched and unfiltered of course)

I'm with Dan Savage. Common sense, really. It only turns into a big discussion when people project all kinds of crap on maintenance sex which is neither abusive nor non-consensual because that's not what we're talking about here. It's not about anyone being forced into sex. It's kinda like how you pretend to be more…

It makes sense that they're calling their albums "experiences" since that's a polite way to say something is awful. (As in: "How was Chad's bachelor party?" "Well, it was definitely an experience.")

I did this for about 2 years - politely obliging when my girlfriend wanted to, but never wanting to myself. I finally let her know that she deserved someone who was crazy for her. I was not.

HA HA! Satan is real! The Age of Suffering has begun!

Isn't the better option to sell the whole package to a couple that would have actually taken advantage of it and used to money to go on a solo vacation elsewhere?

I actually felt a little cruel making fun of the sweater of a man dumped two months before his wedding. But then the snark took hold, as it should.

Dallas fans tonight

Yeah I read that and was like "RUN FORREST, RUN!"

I mean, I don't MIND warming your feet with my back... just... a little WARNING.

You monsters...

My first thought rewatching Friends was "What the fuck is Susan's problem?" Susan is an awful jerk from the first moment she appears in the series. She's at Carol's sonogram catching an attitude with Ross the whole time, like he is some sort of bad guy for showing up and wanting to be in the baby's life. Also, she…