it’s like a landrover and a renegade had a baby.

A/C compressor is certainly more chill than the motor engine.

I was sitting there watching TV when all of a sudden it hit me: I shoulda had a V8.

The real story here is an XE in the wild.  The crash must have taken out 10% of 'em in the U.S.

This explains it!

Cats always drag stuff you don’t want into your house.

Want a Miata, but loathe reliability? Your chariot has arrived. But I *love* that interior.

I keep getting the same result no matter how I configure it.

“May, can I borrow your hammer so I cut down some firewood?”

I know what I’ve got.

#nolowballers

It’s made from the skin of the scruffy looking guy in his mid-60's who works the parts counter, but won’t check you out at the register because he’s taking a 30 minute phone call about an EGR valve.

all 7 people in america who would recognize him will be very upset. lol

Joule thief!

That is a funny looking Miata.

We even tried it out ourselves and fit a whole 55-inch TV box (horizontally), a guitar case, a suitcase, three bankers boxes, video equipment and two passengers comfortably in the front seat.

...and I’m also a cheap bastard.

United is Florida.

“Klonked” is an underutilized term. God bless you for employing it.

The letters are so nicely centered and level. He’s obviously very anal about it.