Can we get a Superman game with this tech?

Yeah...they’re not hearts. They’re balls. They don’t just look like balls, they’re balls. Given that one interpretation of where the heart symbol and its relation to love comes from is the seed pod of the Silphium plant, which was such an effective contraceptive (or at least believed to be, there’s some contestation…

Wait, so Shawn Ashmore’s character has a brother, and they didn’t cast Aaron?!

I was thinking more ‘voice slider —>0’. Have we not had enough media yet where the villains have bad English accents and the protagonist is an obnoxious-sounding dude-bro American?

Didn’t someone on here suggest as a ‘worst-case-scenario’ joke that this is what Komani would do? Someone high up was obviously reading and had a lightbulb appear.

We actually used to get people coming in, usually during the summer, asking for things like ‘half-fat, one-pump, fappachino with a shot of caramel’, obviously Londoners come up for a holiday in the countryside rattling off their typical Starbucks order.

No, I asked her if she wanted a filter coffee. “Americano” was the, by this point wearily predictable, response.

No idea! Sometimes people would ask for a filter coffee but only half coffee topped up with water, but if she’d asked for that I would have done it for her. Like I said, she didn’t seem hugely pleased with what I ended up giving her, more that she couldn’t be bothered trying to explain any more. She certainly didn’t…

Signs don’t work.

Yeah, she seemed quite sweet. I almost feel bad for her thinking about the genuine incomprehension she and her husband must have experienced upon examining their samples only to discover they are all just a slightly muddy brown.

Also, there obviously needs to be training classes for being a human being, like there are parenting classes or refresher driving courses.

Lady comes into the cafe;

I think Jet Force Gemini did the best it could with the controller available to it. The ‘aiming’ controls are basically typical 3rd person shooter controls, just using the C buttons to move around instead of the second stick. It was the switching between the two methods that took a bit of getting used to. And it…

I hear a lot of people say ‘Goldeneye’s unplayable now’ and ‘it’s far worse than you remember’, things like that, but just a few years ago a uni friend brought their N64 and Goldeneye in and we spent hours playing 4 player multiplayer. It looked like ass split in 4 on a huge HD TV, but the gameplay was still there.

Buy a Wii U. They’re pretty cheap and there’s a small but solid and varied library. I hate racing games and have never been a big online gamer, but I still, more than six months after getting it, fit in at least an evening a week on Mario Kart 8. Sometimes more.

That’s always been my answer when people scoff about ‘a pair of glasses isn’t a disguise’.

Being a Brit who hates football can be a lonely experience.

Sounds like we might know the same person. I’ve lost contact with her though, you should give me her number...

Spiderman 2 on PS2 had something similar. You come across Mysterio robbing a store, he comes out says something like ‘bring it on, spider’ and his health bar appears It goes through the typical ‘red, orange, yellow, green, blue, white’ charge up - he’s got about six health bars, then you punch him once and they all…

I quite liked playing Uncharted (well...2. 1 and 3 are OK) but it’s nice to see someone not fawning all over it. They’re always held up as being great examples of stories in games, but...really? If the same stories were made as films they’d be straight-to-DVD, sub Librarian standard. The performances are pretty good,…