“What makes you so different from us?”

Man, is Ctrl+Alt+Del still a thing?!

I really don’t think it’s an opinion that there are vast, *vast* numbers of competing pre-order bonuses offered by practically every outlet imaginable. All generally minor, inconsequential add-ons that nevertheless mean that to get the complete experience consumers have to pay extra when they’re inevitably released as…

That awkward moment when you ignore a fact (preorders damage the games industry for consumers) to have your opinion (me likee preorders).

Everyone’s allowed their vote, sure. It’s just that your vote tells publishers that it’s fine to release unfinished and broken games.

Pre-ordering tells publishers that you don’t care what state the game is in when it launches, you’re going to buy it anyway. Hence we get messes like AC Unity. People still preordering even after something like that tells publishers that they can release a game in that state, and people will *still* preorder, which…

Rocksteady are offering their product. Their product is the game. Everything else is being done by WB. What you’re asking is for George Miller to apologise for the cinema you went to see Mad Max in running out of popcorn.

They’re gonna run a ‘good, clean business’. Murder and gibs are wholesome, didn’t you know that?

Ico sold around 700,000 copies worldwide. Shadow of the Colossus looks like it was somewhere between 1.5 and 2.5 million. On the best selling home console of all time. Those are not great numbers. I don’t think Sony see Last Guardian as a system seller, and given the choice do you think they’d rather put it out on the…

Mario Tennis, Paper Mario and Four (Three?) Swords *are* interesting. Lots of people have loved the previous games in those series.

Reading BCO has made me realise I had it pretty damn easy. For the most part it was actually fine, just really busy during the summer (popular tourist area). The worst were generally bank holidays when people were grumpy after spending hours stuck in traffic on the motorway to get to a place that was full of tourists…

I can’t remember exactly where he was, but if Bayfield is a big skiing/snowboarding area then it’s possible. He basically spent every minute he wasn’t asleep or cleaning rooms on the slopes!

I think they were still staying there, he was just doing the housekeeping whilst they were out for the day. He said he did the rest of the cleaning and just left the jacuzzi as it was.

I worked in a tearoom for four years.

I don’t know what’s worse. Your attitude or your use of the word ‘brah’.

One of my best friends worked in a hotel in Canada during his gap year. He had some good stories. Going to clean a room, finding the jacuzzi still full of water, pulling the plug and watching a plethora of sex toys appear as the water drained was one of my favourites.

I once read someone’s head canon to explain the Patrician in the earlier books being Vetinari, despite being described as fat and slovenly - he allows himself to get that way to make people think he has a vice, then once everyone around him is comfortable and thinks they know how to get around him - boom! He loses the…

Oh, I know. But do these people not realise that by their constant whinging and never being happy with anything they make it less likely that companies will bother trying to put extra effort into anything?

Well considering the current image of Superman in the majority of the public’s consciousness is a murderer...

I can’t understand why people are attacking them over the downgrade, or because the first two pieces of *free* DLC (of the 16 to come) aren’t huge. CDPR prove time and again they’re one of the best devs out there in terms of being fair to their customers, but if people keep treating them like crap they may just decide…