Mine had no Greek life and the sports teams were small and generally peripheral to campus life. So naturally my and other a cappella groups stepped in. I will say that for all that we did have dumb destructive parties, there was absolutely no hazing and we were among the more diverse organizations on campus. 

Isn’t Angel’s introductory number about how she murdered a dog? Not saying you shouldn’t like the character but I think maybe Maureen isn’t the only terrible person being portrayed sympathetically. 

Priyanka is unquestionably one of the top 10 international actresses today, and she’s going to be in the conversation for top 10 all time with decades of work still ahead of her, while there’s a plausible case to be made that Jonas is not even in the top 10 current American male singer-songwriters. 

In the states, most stores put up their holiday decorations immediately after Halloween (many even do so before). Some people do as well, but it’s mostly the stores trying to prime us for holiday shopping.

The worst evolution. Should’ve tapped B.

The conservation status of NFL players is a fascinating and urgent issue! Kaepernicks are already probably beyond saving, and if we don’t act soon  there may be no more Lucks or Gronks for future generations to appreciate. 

Hammerheads are endangered and it’s a dick move to hunt endangered species. I think that was the point of the photo. 

Goddammit take all the stars and just go. 

You use straws at home? Is that something people do? I’ve never even considered it. 

Zatanna’s outfit is canonically a “standard magician outfit,” so you’re right either way!

This. A German Shepherd only weighs 70-80 pounds, and in the wrong mood one of those could kill one man and send another to the hospital. Without a weapon our best natural defense mechanism is to scream bloody murder and hope the rest of the troupe can make it to us in time.

They were real Republicans, which is to say, they were members of the capitalist party. Now, when your options are capitalism or a slave society that almost closer to feudalism, it’s pretty easy for the capitalists to be the good guys and attract the social liberals to their side - but the original Republican…

That’s actually pretty interesting and has to do with improvements in the quality of plastics - specifically the introduction of commercially viable polyurethanes. I’ve never seen a rollerskating/blading based explanation but check out the documentary Dogtown and Z-Boys to learn about how polyurethane wheels impacted…

I mean, McDaniels’ most recent O-line allowed only one sack (admittedly a big one) against what I think everyone can agree was a respectable Eagles pass rush in the Super Bowl, and “put larger animals IN FRONT of expensive fancy dog” is more than Indianapolis has managed to work out for themselves these past few…

Has there ever been an attempt at a team stat-value limit as a way to inject more variety into the competitive game? 

A six-year-old Massachusetts firefighter's daughter saved her entire family from an early-morning fire that completely destroyed their home.