Affluenza kid then. Happy?

Stand your Ground is for white men. There was a prosecutor in Florida (IIRC) who explicitly said that the law shouldn’t count for domestic violence victims.

Can someone please explain to me why many states are totally cool with Stand Your Ground laws/using deadly force to “prevent death or great bodily harm” but this little girl faces life in prison for shooting someone who repeatedly threatened to kill his entire family with that very gun?

32 year old Ryan Lochte = just boys being boys

We are so invested in a myth of happiness as that absolute, ineffable but obtainable (and even inevitable) thing; and all the obvious, outward signs of what that’s supposed to be.

I was thinking THE SAME THING, lol! I also thought “Ew, Lil Wayne.”

Omg! You guys! That third picture, the spaceship house, that is right outside my hometown of Lubbock, TX! I’ve been in that thing! It’s actually not in the desert, it’s next to a lake. The same builder also built a mushroom house:

It’s got Tweet AND Tip on it?? Take my money already, Solange, you beautiful genius

EXTRA BUTTER EXTRA SALT YAS

when there’s a lull in conversation:
Jen: I’m fine!

Something I didn’t know about Jamie Lee Curtis. I am almost 4 years sober and lately have been having a very hard time. I don’t do AA because I don’t agree with it, and my husband and I are somewhat new to a state where we don’t have close friends. Work has been very stressful lately and last night we went out to…

I literally cannot wrap my head around hosting a baby shower but not inviting the mother-to-be... like... huh? Why?

Look, every relationship is different. Some falter quickly; some slowly die over time; some die, then are reborn; some wax and wane; some stay strong forever. And not every relationship that ends is a failure. How your relationship turns out depends on who you are, your partner is, how you change and age, and a…

My only reassurance for you is that Hollywood marriages are largely a poor example of ordinary human relationships.

I’ve been with my husband since I was 20, so 12.5 years and married for 7. We have been through a very dangerous pregnancy and the first 3.5 years of parenting twins. Sometimes I think he is the most annoying human on the planet but at the end of the day, he has my back, is always in my corner and loves me at my best…

Cotton mouth + pursed lips did it for me (my other theory: like 500 mg of adderall? Technically legal but basically the same)

OMFG I wanna tongue kiss Howard Dean. I thought I was the only one with the cocaine theory.

18 years, here.

Not sure if I qualify (married 9 years, together 12), but picking a partner who is a cheerleader for you (and returning the favor) is pretty important. That and not being a gorgeous celebrity who millions of people want to sleep with. That helps, too.