As a married 10 together 12, I’m here to assure you that indeed, nothing is for sure. We are on a first wave of divorcing friends with children and without, cheating or looking to trade up, midlife crises and self-discovery.... My advice to you is to not pay attention to anyone else’s relationship. Neither your…

Word. I blissfully know nothing about these people but very unfortunately have strained relationships with my sisters-in-law. What a shit way to treat ANY mother-to-be.

It’s a damn creepy way to wake up.

Do we have the same father?

Does this explain the insane, circling tandem helicopters over the BK yesterday am?

Agree. Twats the both of them. Reviewing the W spread now...it almost seems like a prescient warning of how they’d end up, glazed over and distant. It also seems like AJ studied the spread herself when plotting the look of the utter garbage that is By The Sea.

Yep. Just watched Goonies with the kids yesterday; Spielberg was my go to when I saw this.

I wouldn’t doubt it. It’s easy to pin that shit, “what an asshole” especially when it pads a monster ego. I’ve been reading up on narcissistic personality disorder (thanks, mother-in-law) and Ms. Dunham certainly demonstrates a lot of that childish behavior.

It's devolved a ton, feeling very eighth grade. I officially breezed away during the tswift v kimk and kanye drama a few months ago. When did it all become so petty?

“Sometimes you just have to stay on your damn lane.” Utterly brilliant and applicable in endless scenarios.

I mean it’s really something that she’s thinking that, isn’t it? It’s not how my mind works, not at all, and I just blink my eyes a lot when I’m reading her tripe thinking: “Wow, this woman genuinely thinks on a level of every man wanting to or not wanting to fuck her.” And then she writes about it. It’s all really…

Agreed, I can’t stand that sentiment! And trying to get through to people who think that way makes me bonkers. I've stopped. Lena, ovarian cysts?!?! That’s what makes you tough? Just. No.

Right there with you. I feel team no one and as if everyone has some odd amnesia. I think I'm too old for this place.

Spokane’s hipster/art scene motto/hashtag is ‘Spokane doesn’t suck.’ Is it ironic or literal? Nobody knows....

She and Rachel Dolezal can hang out and “communicate” about “race relations.”

Of COURSE she got hired at Gonzaga. Of course.

Bob Marley was the first person who came to mind, too. Which is a good reminder to us all that a good dermatologist always looks at the bottom of your feet and in between toes! To reiterate and add to what I said down screen, the daily sun damage bolstered by pollution, elevation and the equator are where all of us…

My experience as a naturally olive-complected white girl who tans easily has been this: chemical sunscreens rub in and make me shiny; “natural” sunscreens (usually with zinc or titanium) make me incredibly chalky. The truth is, I don’t give a shit as long as I don’t burn. My bigger peeve is when sunscreens run into my…

Brilliant. She's the older me spirit animal, g*d willing.

The Inland Empire of Washington state, which includes Spokane and its outlying areas as well as the Idaho panhandle, should also be included in this bundle. Though after doing time there, I have zero love for it. Perhaps too many Hennigans and not enough Lynches for my blood. (Though another great Lynch did time in…