So I guess that means it will be Made In China then? What's new...

I can't blame him. The health care system is broken. If i was crazy enough, I'd probably do the same thing.

Algorithms are awesome. I used to do programming every now and then but never really got into algorithms and super efficient coding until some project required it and then I realized how sloppy and "naive" my coding was all this time. Its very easy to let the computer do all the work, and keep looping through tons of…

I know. My dependency on fingers scares the crap out of me.

I've spoiled so much milk in my fridge, I could have started a billion dollar textile industry.

Yes. Lets all work for Darpa! In the end there can be only one (employer). :D

No, I'm really serious on this one. My wife won't be working next year cause the budget that was paying for her job got cut, and I just lost $3,000 on some scientific research funds that got cut as well. So no, I don't give a darn about pewpew toys for the navy at this point.

Bad Bad GPS. I'm on to you little Skynet!

We will never run out of money for crap like this. NEVER. As long as there are teachers to lay off and nonessential cutting edge scientific research budgets to cut.

Yesss. I've been using those since I saw the Borat movie. Now I'm very funny.

Add a cellphone to that and I'll buy it..... Not.

Talking about WiFi...I was just wondering. Was WiFi ever free at the airports? I was traveling abroad, and spend quite some time at the airport, this time bringing my ipod with me. I was very disappointed to see there is no such thing as free WiFi out there.

I don't know. I've made peace with the stink. Plus I'm too focused on the job, so I don't read anything while on the toilet.

Here is the revelation for you. As I came from europe where that problem doesn't exist and had to face it here in US. Throw some TP in there before you sit, and let it float on the water surface right under you. It will absorb the splashes very well! You are welcome.

I'd prefer real rave party with real blood raining down. Like in "Blade".

I FOUND IT!!!!

They lost cause they didn't bring any bananas with them.

Einstein proved it to himself. Proving it for everyone else is another story.

Some Dwarves would kill for this.

Sheep....