Seems like too delicate equipment to handle Tom Cruise. They probably let him in based on celebrity value.

Must be a huge wallpaper. The pattern is the same in all buildings. But they definitely have a sense of humor there, making it look like deteriorating paint.

And it exports the video in a youtube friendly size and format.

There is a simple reason for that. Nobody wants to waste time watching commercials.

Its all ok. Most Japanese have been replaced by robots anyway.

Still looking for a decent ISP to switch to from Time Warner Cable CAUSE I HATE THEM SO MUCH. It might take me a decade but darn it it, will happen.

Oh i'm sure this will cause printer ink prices to go up 1 trillion%. I might as well write with my own blood. I'd be much cheaper.

Well... I'm happy I have a roof over my head and IRS won't be stealing any more money from me this year.

I bet he has more money than 99% of Mexicans combined.

Someone michaelbayfy that video. It's almost there.

They definitely need something to play with during phone calls. I totally approve this move.

Good thing I bought some apple pies yesterday.

Not to mention digital remastering films or making them fake 3-D just to re-release them as an all new product (see Disney)

Heh, that reminds me of Diane Lane meeting her own father in a blind date at "Must Love Dogs". Yeah. I can see that happening a LOT with this site.

Dear Hollywood. Stop making shitty movies and sequels that nobody cares to buy. Make something good and we'll buy it.

At this point capacity isn't the problem, but speed is.

Talking about cops doing desk jobs can only bring that hilarious video to mind.

Its been more than 20 years since I first laid my hands on a keyboard, and believe it or not, I still look down when I type numbers. Hopefully I'm not the only one.

She didn't gain any access. It was a promotional keyword pretty much. Probably from some radio station somewhere.

A friend got us some free tickets for the circus once, just because she put "clowns" as a password at the ticket site. She knows squat about hacking or computers in general. So yeah, "hacking" is not the best word to use here.