I like torque. Would/am totally willing to give up high rpm high hp for more low-mid range torque.

No. This.

Well that rules out dating women.

I actually get it.

It's good to be the King Sultan.

This is not BRO TRUCK approved. Which is why these van's will never be popular with all the guys with tiny dicks that need a lifted truck to show the world how manly they are...

Or...Download a free app to your phone...

Horse. Sorry but it's true.

But snap-oversteer lack of driving talent definitely kept me from getting one.

Drive it for a week? That's it?

• Fronts: 19 x 8.5″

"Happy Ending"?

He's half Japanese half Russian.

She really let herself go....This is her now.

Like ZERO reaction out of the douche bag idiots bros in the jeep...

What the fuck does this have to do with Japanese anything you racist fuck.

I'd like to rotor that.

Or a long travel sandrail...

Dumb and then Dumber....