For shit’s sake, Sarah, you can’t erase Kristy Swanson like that. I was introduced to Buffy 23.8 years ago, and gladly.

Logic doesn’t apply when you’re just itching for a way to be offended.

To the GOP I say, “You fuckers have been making this bed since 1980 and now you get to sleep in it. Welcome to your slow, inevitable decline into obscurity and may you continue to forget that Democrats can vote, too.”

No, Coco. “Girl Crush” and “I Kissed a Girl” are not at all the same. Maybe listen to the lyrics?

Loved Boston!!! Also Seattle. The Steven and Irene Slap.

#discerningmensureashelldo

Have you been drinking?

I read Pioneer Woman’s blog for years before she got a show. She was a well-heeled party girl who fell in love and married a rancher. What’s fake about her?

Am I the only one that boils the noodles, dumps out the water, and just sprinkles some of the seasoning on the ramen with some butter? Yeah? Okay, just checking.

I don’t think Bridget gave him up, but he sees his father a lot (and thus Gisele too).

When I first heard of a blow job in 6th grade, everyone I knew figured it was like literally blowing air on a dick.

There was one of those.

So a magazine focused on and devoted to men put a man in charge? Jeepers, that must be shocking to, oh, say, five people. Who all live under a rock. Come. On. This jumping on anything that is not about women is getting absurd. People get fired and the idea that a magazine would fire the editor (male or female) and…

That’s what I saw happening

Once upon a time he was my perfect man: handsome, rich and without gross feet.

Yep. Stone is not a unit used in the US at all, That would be a British thing.

I’m so happy to not be in high school right now. It was bad enough the first time.

That list would be so long, and complicated. Some of the jokes are born in the comments section.

The most beloved Bond actor is a Scot who campaigned for Scottish independence; I don’t think Britishness is all that essential.