I usually try gauge appropriateness of breastfeeding by the ice cream test. (Which I made up)

Hope she breastfeeds at the mediation table too while that county cuts her a check.

So how fucked are we as a culture if feeding our children the way we were biologically designed to makes people that fucking uncomfortable?

If she had been white they would have fucking taken her to a hospital for a rape kit since she called them to report she'd woken up in that hotel room totally disoriented and thought she'd been drugged and attacked. But she's black so strap her down and cut her hair off instead.

Thank you, I hate when police officers commit crimes while on duty; and the only punishment is losing their jobs instead of being prosecuted by the court.

I know in my brain that that is Robert Redford, but I just can't make my eyes see anything other than Zach Galifianakis.

As a transgender man, there are women that get angry, scared, or intimidated if I'm in the bathroom with them. I am in that awkward in between phase of transition where I don't always pass as female, but definitely don't always pass as male. It makes bathroom choices frustrating.

Reading this is heartbreaking. Her story could be my story. The part where she describes how she thought it was just normal father/daughter behaviour really resonates with me. As a child you don't know what's normal and what's not; it could be so uncomfortable, but you'd still go along with it because that's jut what…

Hey, I'm all for having nice things and I totally support that feeling of accomplishment when you can get them. I just dislike the seeming lack of realization that a 300 dollar side table (a little teeny table!) is a darned expensive table - somewhere a little bit above "well I'm not going to throw it out at the drop…

Well, I don't want to brag, but MY tables I got for 30 dollars on Amazon!

Right? It would not ever be an heirloom because it would have to end up as evidence for the trial after my mom killed me for leaving a coaster mark on it.

Completely beside the point, but holy crap:

Note: If you describe yourself as 'funemployed,' you can go 'funck' yourself.

'Twas only yesterday I laid eyes upon my first nipple shield!

Jesus, this was ten years ago? Excuse me while I go sob into my pillow over the loss of my youth.

Madonna looks like Calvin Candie.

Evanston south into the city will tell her to fuck off, north of that is pretty affluent with a percentage of Jewish voters who may reject her god. To the west Arlington Heights etc could fall for that shit, the central area Des Plaines & Niles are a more racially mixed middle class area. Park Ridge is a fairly…

Another graduate of the Todd Akin School of Medicine, I guess.