"and not a single government agency tracks it as being legit or not in its' use."

No, they broke of their connections with his Ocean Marketing firm. iControl, from my understanding, does not actually "employ" him directly, but they contracted with him via his Ocean Marketing firm.

You're one dense sonuvabitch, aren't you?

lol that was awesome

Apparently, it did happen before release:

I want the world. I want the whole world. I want to lock it all up in my pocket. It's my ball of chocolate. GIVE IT TO ME!!!

toupee, goad stir.

IIRC, LucasArts owns the Full Throttle property.

If you really think these underwear bombs are such a joke, you should really watch this interview. BookTV.org

It's Luke Plunkett, you fool. He's been here for years and he isn't going anywhere. Beyond that, it's his OPINION in an OPINION PIECE. Don't like it? Fine. But don't tell him to shut up or that he deserves be fired. Grow a pair, yourself.

Oh, and part of it is that some packs of ground beef contain up 25% pink slime. Meaning that 1/4 of your ground beef has the same quality as floorscraps.

Actually, they've tried the underwear bomb in other locations and it's been successful in other attacks. For example, they had successfully been used in Yemen. The only reason why the previous underwear bomb didn't go off is that the ignition failed. The fact that he managed to sneak plastic explosives, C4 to be…

Hate to tell you, but ALL beef is infused with ammonia. It is also sprayed with carbon monoxide so that it can keep its red color longer.

Remember when Tony Hawk was the rage? Every single major publisher out there tried coming up with their own skateboarding game. Remember Guitar Hero? Remember how that evolved? So, what happened? The same thing that is currently happening with CoD. They're pushing them out, repeating the formula, and hoping they can…

After trying the Free Weekend before launch, I've ignored any and all free trial periods that have been sent to me. I was so psyched for this, but the more I heard about its development and the direction they wanted to go with it, the less interested I became.

It's a bit old, but I got the 5% from here: [www.appleinsider.com]

You mean, watch the WoW episode of South Park. It kinda helps to know what show you're talking about. ;P

AFAIK, WoW has experienced drops of 10% (like when they lost 2 million subscribers during the year, a while back), but not more than 25%. I'm not saying you're wrong, I've just never heard of WoW losing 25% or more of their player base.

Ah, yes, Macs. With just barely over 5% of the market. Yes, that would totally be a worthwhile investment.

I think the reason these pieces annoy me so much is that this strikes me as an exhibit of the death of creativity. Sure, it's funny and lighthearted and goofy, but it also just feels kind of cheap and a bit pandering.