You wouldn’t hire a writer or a librarian if your intent was to burn books, you’d hire an illiterate.

They finally came across some drafts they can handle.

This isn’t about telling babies to go die.

I suspect it will get old when one of these “influencers” runs for president and wins.

You want to light them on FYRE.

I really want a job as an influencer. I recommend fruit flavored seltzer water, mixed breed dogs, never wearing shoes with Velcro, and Fun Dip Lik-a-Stix. Does anyone feel influenced? Give me a dollar.

Translation: “I crushed that fucking thing like a bug under my shoe. This is my gravy train, goddamnit!”

“We Just Found Out This Blog Is Covered in Infinite Scrolling Pages”

If your plan for governance is so terrible that it makes you believe you need a 24/7 security detail, you might want to rethink your plan.

Every damned day a member of this administration does something to remind us all that they are stunningly incoherent, frighteningly bigoted, and shockingly inept at even the appearance of decent human beings.

I hear they didn’t even have a basketball ring at the Holocaust Center.

OK, let’s just say for a minute that they’re right (OMFG, they’re not). All of the things that would combat CO2 emissions WOULD BE EXTREMELY GREAT for the planet and all of the people that live here.

You can thank Ward and the rest of the cast for that.

I’m sorry, but I see Jason Voorhees up there.

Unless it’s a fetus- then it is super-important that they be protected. Until their born, then who gives a fuck?

I remember those debates years ago, like it was yesterday.
Those two events are singed in my mind.
I used to consider myself pretty centrist.

Just to be clear on this:

My wife is a special education teacher and ever since it was announced that she was the appointee, it has been like walking on rocks. My wife is so broken and disheveled because she is such an advocate for those with special needs, this has been a complete drain on her. I love being married to such a passionate woman,…

This reminds me....I need to buy more fish oil pills.

So when you are closely associated with an organization (the GOP) or an individual (Trump) who is...so...FUCKING.....EPICALLY.....hypocritical.....what is it that helps you sleep at night?