TL, DR summary: Megyn Kelly validates Trump’s criticism that she is a lightweight.

Yeah but I’m keeping mine so it’s ok jezzies

If this doesn’t show that in fact, large doses of easily accessed pornography is having an impact (a negative impact) on children I don’t know what does. This makes me so, so sad. And I realized, had I constantly seen these images or had my male peers had this much access to these images I would have been one of those…

Prepubescent.

He isn’t that kind of Christian. He’s the ‘judgy’ type of Christian. He read “Let he who is without sin throw the first stone” and said “Whelps, that’s me, better warm up my throwing arm!”

mentioned it already above, but yes to this. Applying bengay to my then gf’s sore leg, got all turned on by the rubbing and whatever, didn’t properly clean my hands and bingo: both our genitals are on fire.

ow. ow. ow. ow.

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He mounted a cow? From behind or astride?

At least the farmers tend to do something useful for the rest of us with that water.

We all just got charged $2.95 for reading this.

Just had this conversation with a friend of mine. She’s struggling with the idea of whether or not to stay with her husband when his green card comes in. This is the man who left her in the hospital while she was dealing with an with an ectopic pregnancy, because he had to iron his clothes for work. I told her the…

Oooh, that’s for real. I like your style.

Oh my gosh that is so awesome you made him eat the ants! My daughter has recently gotten really into fishing with my husband, but just catch and release. It turns out that she ended up telling my husband the WHOLE story of what happened and she had been petting/ playing with the fish before she killed/ flushed them. I…

I'm not too certain this is so dire. Fish in a toilet? Have you ever seen Finding Nemo? If this kid has, she might think she's rescuing the fish. Either way, it wouldn't be totally unreasonable for a small child to assume that fish can happily swim down the toilet. It's not like she was chopping off their heads.

I want to see the shit out of Mad Max. Tom Hardy is one of the most watchable actors out there. POINT ME AT A BAD MOVIE HE’S MADE AND I WILL POINT TO YOU AS A LIAR

Double Tom Hardy guys. DOUBLE TOM HARDY. I am excited for this.

My favorite one so far has been the voodoo hex. Look into that one.

Yeah, Archer was the first thing I thought of when I saw that video.

Maybe this is me judging, but that person is probably a renter rather than an owner.

my standard off registry gift: