Mostly because that style of instant “OH MY GOD HELP!” When your husband is trying to get at a phone is the same thing crazy chicks do to try and embarrass you in public. 

What about Ken?

Awfully sexist and homophobic of you to assume his boss is a male. 

Out of time? Oh that’s right you’re one of those morons who thinks the world is going to end in 5 years bahaha. 

I can’t wait til the people you support end up sending your dumb ass to the gulags. 

Your take is exactly why no one ever takes you seriously because all you can do is kick and scream and stomp your feet. 

But he’s Arab! Never mind that he was born in the USA and educated here, his race means he was born knowing EVERYTHING about the Middle Eastern conflict. 

Something something fascist boot licker something something *fart*

But look how many commenters are lining up to ride Samer’s dick for professionally embarrassing himself!

Except the entire thing would have to be making fun of Samer. 

Is it not hilarious that Samer basically put himself in Bret Stephens’ dead letters section? And then wrote an article about how it’s different when he does it, because he’s right, and Bret Stephens is wrong. That is fucking Olympic level cognitive dissonance. 

The TSA doesn’t do shit anyway. 

You’re being unfair to that goldfish, man. 

Don’t forget to cough. 

That just goes to show you that AOC can’t argue in good faith. She wants stricter gun laws, but won’t abide by a little language that says if an illegal immigrant tries to purchase a firearm, they get reported because it’d be a crime. 

I’m pretty sure AOC is just an attention whore who runs around stalking the press while thinking of more and more outlandish shit to say so she doesn’t disappear in to obscurity. But she’s got a scary text chain! Yikes!

Do you think he understood you without the /s tag?

I find it amusing that the addition of reporting illegal immigrants trying to purchase weaponry on some sort of ideological ground. So I guess AOC is pro-guns for illegal immigrants?...Kay...interesting stance...

Find a thousand dicks and suck them. 

You’re not wrong on any account, it just doesn’t seem like the pragmatic option.