Yeah there is. It’s called parenting and responsibility and not giving a fucking 9 year old access to a credit card. 

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize somebody put a gun to peoples’ heads  Grow the fuck up. 

Gambling is regulated for age restrictions and to make sure the games aren’t rigged. If a kid lies and claims to be 18 and steals their parents’ card, that’s their problem. If a dumbass spends $500 looking for a worthless digital item, he’s still just a dumbass. This isn’t predatory, this is “hey, how many morons do…

“Dear salty, I’m super fucking sensitive and can’t even get over being called “baby” a few times, yet I work in the hospitality business. How can I make everyone obey my beliefs and standards?” Answer: you can’t. Get over it, or are you going to fucking claim I caused you mental trauma by telling you to quit whining?

Yes, such a shame that I don’t care about an old rich dude getting a tug job. So important. Truly a sign of evil in the world. /s

So you failed to be impartial, which then just means your opinion is worthless and should be read by no one. Thanks for the heads up. 

Don’t forget stopping all the “cow farts!”

This is why the right and center laugh at all the screaming leftists on Twitter and 20-somethings who call themselves “socialists” but couldn’t even define what socialism is. They know these kids are a whiny minority who just make the most noise. 

“The environment is going to murder us!” Is the most hilarious of the hysterics I’ve heard yet. 

Ah, yes, we should absolutely trust a random organization with zero qualms about weaponizing ignorant children with false information. Great look, Liberals! Too bad for you the idiots can’t vote, there’s a reason there’s a minimum voting age. I’m sure “Omg how could you ignore these children!” Will play great on…

No amount of money pays for anonymity, how stupid are you? Go back to Jezebel where you came from. 

Yeah, I’m sure tons of people in Florida are familiar with who Kraft is and what he looks like. Spare me your idiocy. Also, you do know not all limos are fucking stretch phantoms? It was probably a Lincoln town car, which rarely raises eyebrows

You just gave up your entire facade of impartiality by including capitalism and somehow seeing the fact that Kraft has money, then moral “sensibilities.” You took a wrong turn at Manufactured Outrage land, you were looking for Splinter. 

You’re a joke. He was going somewhere for anonymity. Get off your fucking high horse you nerd. 

Or you could think logically and wonder why Deadspin or anyone else desperately want to bash on an old rich guy for getting some tugjobs. 

From what I saw in my old legal studies program, they probably based their Econ classes around societal aspects and economic theory rather than actual facts, so all you have to do to get A’s is agree with your professors’ theory and you get an easy grade. UMass Amherst only had a few professors like that in my…

NDAs cannot be used to conceal commission of a crime. 

I don’t know why you’d pick NY over even Boston. At least we’re usually smart enough to elect a Republican governor to keep our shit in order. 

These are the type of places you go to not be recognized. Getting a big priced escort gets you recognized and extorted. 

The trafficking aspect means nothing, do you think he’s running background checks on the Asians giving him a handy? This is just a dumb misdemeanor, fuck Irsay got arrested high as a rocket and carrying felony amounts of controlled substances and he still owns the Colts.