It’s basic and mediocre, but you keep coming back because something about the food is addicting!

The HBP that was actually a foul ball off the knob of the bat would have ended the inning too.  Baffling at the time that the call was upheld because replay caught the angle perfectly.

In my biking experience, you go faster with your tyres rolling!

Luckily Chicago is more petty than that unnamed city.  Our residents seem to support the dick move of petty vandalism as revenge. 

I view the snow as life in the big city. I’ve never once put out furniture for dibs and never will. I’ll just find another spot, and dig it out a little if necessary. I’ll never say I own a spot on the street.

That Minneapolis system sounds crazy. I have no idea where the cars would go for that long.

Chicago has two well-known winter dick moves:

These seem to be good roast jokes. Tommy John is a misfire that needs workshopping and his smallness doesn’t have anything to do with the diamond powers.

Jeremy Renner:

A fat 37 Year Old Garth Brooks got a hit in spring training off of a real major leaguer (1-22 in 1999). An MLB hit is possible!

A fat 37 Year Old Garth Brooks got a hit in spring training off of a real major leaguer (1-22 in 1999). An MLB hit is possible!

In 5th grade or 6th grade baseball, I was playing right field. A looping flyball drifted out right to me and I was directly under it. I am lined up, waiting all day for this ball. Then it glances off the top of the web of my glove and socks me in the eye. I’m knocked down and get up quick to make a weakass throw to…

Jack,

I’ve arrived late at a Nats game and they wouldn’t sell me tickets because the box office had closed in the fifth inning or so.

Chris Davis needs to go back on the steroids he was never on.

Whats the theme of Deadspin this week?  Long, interesting articles?  I’m sold!

Stupid Kinja...making me type my own thoughts....I’ll show you....

Midwest: Put Missouri and Southern Illinois Out.

If you don’t know about it, it never happened.

I imagine this giant man’s missing pants were probably serving as the roof of his trailer.