That was a loaded “no”. Meaning, there’s a guy who’s cut everyone short and off to get thoroughly loaded.

How am I supposed to fall asleep at night without rewatching American Dad’s!?!?!?!

I hope we doesn’t mean “taxpayers” for that ugly ass hat. Trump wouldn’t wear it if it was gold leafed and promised to grow back his hair.

Looks like an easy catch if there was an outfielder back there.

I thought those steps were too easy anyhow. As punishment for my hubris, God destroyed my hard drive that had my faux-Rocky pics on them.

Definitely some bad blood there.

From the headline I thought you meant that they were letting the Chicago Fire compete.

He’d invent the flux capacitor.

Strikes me as perfectly authentic that he had no clue there were rivalries outside of Yankees-Red Sox.

What’s left is more.

Cecil’s name wasn’t Prince though.

The Badger shooting in this game was awful. I can’t figure out if the backup PG Trice shooting 2 for 15 is worse than Vitto Brown shooting 0 for 5.

Time to celebrate! Drinks are on in me!

I’ve always said that in Pandora, all roads lead to the Beatles.

Was that a humble brag about how you could dunk as a 7th grader?

Ludacris was on First Take today to pimp the Falcons.

Correct. There were pretty much zero cases solved this season. Pretty much because “case with a mystery” could qualify for Episode 2 if you really squinted your eyes and stretched your imagination.

Why were there no mysteries this past season? Thats where Sherlock really failed. I demand to be entertained with complicated deductions!

At least Vick didn’t hurt any dogs.

No wonder Trump says we can’t trust the media, Right there in the still frame they’re trying to get us to buy that this kicker was a “NFL star” player.