He has a name, and it's Topher Grace!

Yes, I'm sure your biggest issue with people you've identified as Social Justice Warriors is that they don't adequately prioritize the needs of multiple minority groups.

I believe it stands for "Shut up, Joss Whedon"?

I have to admit, Always Sunny did make it look like a hell of a lot of fun.

In this economy?

Why in God's name did I think the last month or so before this election would be a good time to finally get sober?

He goes home and blows his own daughter.

I get an Evil Dead 2 vibe: genuinely scary and grim, but with occasional bursts of gallows humor.

DEAR MPAA,
Please do something to curtail the increasingly large number of films being directed at nonwhite audiences. Racism is over, if indeed it ever existed at all.

I stand by my theory that Demetri Martin is a long-lost third Wilson brother.

What was wrong with BSG's finale? By the end of season 3 I realized there was no way the show was going to end in any way other than a gloriously balls-to-the-wall clusterfuck, and resolved to just roll with it instead of waiting to be disappointed.

Is it? Let me look that up on Wikipedia.

Some people demanded two sequels to The Ring, too. Even worse, neither of them were based on my pitch for an Aliens-esque horror/action thriller involving weaponized Samara copies taking over a DARPA facility.

I was incredibly dissapointed that the prequel to The Thing from a few years back missed a perfectly good opportunity to explore the Thing's backstory. An unknowable, unstoppable monstrosity from the depths of outer space just isn't scary unless I know what kind of relationship it had with its father.

My favorite kind of upvote!

"And your host…ED-ward Snowwwwwdennn!"

Our entire worldline suffers a crucial lack of Gore Verbinski's Bioshock Film adaptation.

It's even better if you pretend they're roasting him.

Upvoted because a burst of murderous rage goes a long way in helping me shakeoff my mid-afternoon energy crash.

But, but, the Hemsworths!