This is Jezebel, you have to be outraged! don’t think things through, everything is just as it seems and never has any deeper meaning!

Sorry but you seem to be in the minority. Ever notice how the “most popular on other blogs” sidebar usually has an FA article representing Jalopnik? Tyler has some of the highest readership of any kinja articles. And his writing is incredibly informative and usually unbiased to a fault.

I have... feelings about this steering wheel. I don’t know what those feelings are, exactly, BUT I’M KEEPING MY EYE ON YOU, ODD WOOD-TRIMMED SPOKES.

If you think the two incidents are even marginally comparable, then you are smoking some serious crack.

A GQ subscription? That means you read a fashion magazine that employs this guy, in that shirt:

Get some video of that. Because in 8 years she will turn onto a teenage monster and you will appreciate some blackmail material to keep her in line. “No, you do NOT talk to your mother that way. Do it one more time and maybe your friends on the cheer squad see this.”

How prophetic this article was: between Gordon winning, and Kenseth taking Logano out, he was spot on.

Looks like she elected to receive in the second half.

The Ferrari F50.

I was really expecting more in this article. I mean, your articles on taking different cars to CarMax are twice as long.

I rolled a high constitution for this character, I’ll be fine.

he blocked too late, shit happens

Part of NASCAR is managing pit road speeds without a speedometer. They get penalties for going too fast, they lose position for going too slow. It actually adds to the racing for them not to have a speedometer or “pit limiter”.

The digital dash actually weighs more than the old analog dashes according to Ray Everham, that’s why some teams aren’t using them now and why NASCAR is making them mandatory. I’m guessing the new ones cost more too.

Great news. The low downforce races were a blast to watch.

Honest question, why is “I built a PC” considered some sort of accomplishment?

If you’ve ever been upstate New York, you know that land is not in short supply.

Yeah, i’m totally cool with that. But, is it ok if we check out your butt in those nice yoga pants?

Bullshit. Get over your bias and look at the fucking facts. Ward Jr fucked up Tony’s life for a long time by trying to tackle a moving race car.