I heard a throwaway line in a speech the other day where he said something about how when America was great before, “the President could pick up the phone - no, wait, they wouldn’t even have had a phone” and I was like, wait, he wants to take us back to before 1877? Because I think I know some slaves who would like to…

Obligatory “immigrants...we get the job done” to finish off that last sentence up there. #cantleavehamlyricshanging

You’re so lucky to have Bernie Bro friends. Since Obama We have found out our relatives are racist, misogonistic and we have very few friends left. Oh, and don’t get me started on the “Nazi” in laws.

Today on Blind Gossip, the story of a male singer who—though on a public road to redemption—allegedly acted like a total nightmare while visiting a bar with his bodyguards and entourage. Who could it be?